FactLegend

The absolute coolest guy ever 😎😎😎 and has the best meme page on iFunny and is a c o o l dude

You heard of FactLegend? The epic memer on iFunny, yeah

by FactLegend September 28, 2018

fatlete

A middle aged man, who is overweight and out of shape, who won't shut up talking about what an athlete he was in high school.

Walter: "Erez, your just jealous because I ran the 100 meter dash in 10 seconds flat, was an all american wide receiver and got all the chicks"
Erez: "Dude, bullshit! You're just a fatlete!"

by guiness2 May 25, 2011

fartlets

noun: in sports, a form of punishment in which the punished must run around a track. The last person in the line sprints to the front, and then jogs; the newest caboose must then sprint, etc. etc. Activity continues until a) someone pukes; b) someone collapses, or c) until the coach is satisfied.

If I have to run any more fartlets, I'm gonna lose my shit.

by Smacfoo November 19, 2004

fartlets

German word, which is actually FARTLEKS, not FARTLETS. Definition is otherwise 100% correct.

My platoon sergeant made us do 5 miles worth of fartleks every day. The constant running and jogging would wear us out by mile 2.

by zeroagent January 29, 2005

Russian Fartlette

A game whereby you have to try to fart without following through. Particularly tough when you are suffering from diarrhea!

Mum, I'm not feeling well and need a clean pair of pants...again.

Ah bless you darling, you been playing Russian Fartlette again?

Yeah, I'm 2-1 down now!

by Ricardo The Judge June 10, 2014

fartlet

A small fart that follows one or more long farts, usually making a noise that is not that different from a tin whistle.

Jo-"Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......Blip"
Dave-"Dude! did you just fartlet?

by ysabug May 14, 2011

fartlette

a spunky girl who should stay away from weenies

"That fartlette really needs to stop trying to kiss all of my friends"

by jtreep January 9, 2012