facebinger

someone who doesn't visit facebook for days, weeks, or months at a time and who, upon visiting facebook, comments on everything and anything for the next couple of hours.

jack (upon waking): ughhh, i have such a headache
jill: what happened?
jack: i'm such a facebinger. i just spent the whole night on facebook. i need a drink...

by r0ck3tm4n September 18, 2011

Faceting

Faceting fəˈsēSHing verb

One who is kidding another.

The verb of facetious.

My friend: I was doing Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu with Chuck Norris last night.

Me: Are you faceting me right now?

by AccurateAccountant July 30, 2019

FaceWine

When you FaceTime with your best judy and drink a whole bottle of wine.

Last night me and my bestie FaceWined since all the bars and restaurants are closed.

by Nurse Jackie February 2, 2021