FaceTune

An app commonly used for editing substandard selfies. More notably, an incredibly effective and obvious way of letting the world know you need to 'tune' your 'face' in a hopeless effort to appear more attractive to the fake followers you purchased on Instagram.

I saved money by using FaceTune instead of Pro-Active!

by EVILMON July 9, 2014

Faceman

A man with uncommonly attractive facial features that set him apart from his peers and women swoon over. A genetic cheat code that many have tried to overcome with invasive surgeries and cosmetics — to no avail.

“Dan always gets the fit birds.”
“Yeah it’s because he’s a faceman!”

by ShanghaiNights January 30, 2023

Asshole faceman

A person that talks so much shit, that there face to you looks like an ass. They are cocky, but unattractive, yet they think they are the shit. They are commonly mistaken for duchebags, but dont be fooled.

Chris mundy thinks he is the shit, but everyone knows he is an asshole faceman.

by Shadacancer May 1, 2010

facewank

To masturbate over photos of someone on facebook.

This fit bird added me on facebook earlier, I might have a facewank over her later.

by as1985 April 23, 2009

faceta

Faceta or faseta - pronounced Faa-se-ta

Spanish word in New Mexico

English translation: prude, better-than, stuck-up, entitled or preppy, flashy or rich person (usually a woman)
Spanish translation: rica, mejor-que otra persona, dominada, autorizada

English: She comes off as very faceta with her chin in the air and resting bitch face.

Spanish: Ella es muy faceta, siempre hay tenido todo, aunque no hay trabajado.

by Shan505 February 26, 2018

Facebang

The act of forcing a woman to perform fellatio upon yourself and slamming her face against your crotch. A synonym of "Facefuck."

I wanna facebang the secretary.

by youwishvirg August 4, 2009

Facetable

A more extreme version of facepalm; with the forehead hitting a table (or the like) instead of a palm. Can be used as personal or indirect.

1. Used to show extreme displeasure at a statement or memory, causing sadness and limpness.

2. Used to show a violent action towards another person due to stupidity.
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1. Mother: "How was your first day of school?"
Son: *Facetable* "meh, don't ask.."

2. Guy#1: "That's what she said!"

Guy#2: "...No." *facetables Guy#1*

by Lince September 9, 2009