FaceCrooked

The act of using a friend's profile picture as your own and posting obnoxious comments on other's walls.

I FaceCrooked Erin (fill in the name of the person in the stolen picture) and posted the following comment on her profile page: Erin just took the quiz "Which ex-boyfriend do I imagine when I masturbate? The results are in and Erin thinks about Chris every single time she gets off."

by go.eye.rush March 24, 2009

shit-facebooked

facebooking someone when you're trashed.

"geez, I shit-facebooked Chris last night. You wouldn't believe what I posted on his wall."

by jeatags May 9, 2009

two-facebooked

Adverb: To keep two separate social networking accounts - one for canoodling with polite society and another showcasing exhibitionist tendencies.

"Beth in payroll is two-facebooked!!! I saw her tagged as "Mistress Ficticia" on the Marquis de Sade fanpage!"

Speaker A: "Yeah, I have two accounts so that my coworkers don't see how much of a weekend warrior I am, hyuck hyuck!"

Speaker B: "Why, you are nothing but a lousy, no-good two-facebooked son of a gun."

by Josh Alexander MacDarcedrich November 19, 2009

I facebooked your mum

An insult thrown at someone to show them how much of a flirt their mum is thus probably making her a slut.

Dave: steve your retarded
Steve: I facebooked your mum

by SimpsonXL October 23, 2008

Facebooked

When a person gets entered from behind by a dick so massive that it exits their face. Often times leaving the person open wide like the guest book at a wedding.

Tragedy struck our small town when the prom queen was facebooked at a party last night. Authorities have placed viagra in the local water supply and are confident the hardened criminal will soon be apprehended.

by Fun Uncle Captain Ken May 21, 2016

Facecrooked

The victim of a fraudulent, illegal, or evil act on facebook.

Ashley was facecrooked! Her ex-boyfriend hacked her facebook account and sent perverted messages to everyone on her friends list!

by Fletch Facecrook January 3, 2010

Facespooge

The act of giving your congressional partner the 'pleasurable' experience of covering their face with your ejaculate, as often shown as the ultimate finish to a pornographic movie.

Honey, I'm nearing orgasm, I'd like to give you a facespooge. Not likely, we're married now; we gave that up years ago.

by YellowPinkie June 24, 2011