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Faceshocker

The act of sticking the index and middle fingers into the nostrils with the pinky finger in the mouth. Optionally, the thumb can be used to tickle the chin.
Descriptive Haiku:

Insert two fingers
Into the nostrils and the mouth
That's a Faceshocker
by TimCT February 3, 2009
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Facejacked

To have your Facebook commandeered by a close friend (or foe) for their enjoyment.
Dude Kevin's status says he loves dick" "Yeah, he forgot to log off and got Facejacked
by Dr.Wurd November 2, 2010
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Fucksmack

A process in which an individual beats another individual up so badly that the attacker suddenly orgasms and ejaculates all over the victims body
Burgler: ima lay the Fucksmack on you pal!!
Man: No!
by Derkadurr March 11, 2017
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facewhackt

The sudden discovery of embarrassing material about you on Facebook or other social network sites (e.g. tagged images of you in compromising positions, groups dedicated to you, etc).
Lucy opened up Facebook and followed the link to 'images of you'. She was completely facewhackt. There, for everyone to see, were several images of her at the night club last night.
by StuLee February 27, 2008
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facejacking

to post your own self-promoting information on a FaceBook page under the guise of being a friend or fan.
"That motherfucker Joe Schwartz wont stop facejacking his link onto everyone's page."
by Joe's Black T-Shirt May 4, 2010
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icelandic facemask

the act of shitting in a bag flattening it in to a pancake shape and freezing it. then when the victim is asleep take it out of the bag and rest it on there face. it will slowly melt by the morning when it is fully thawed out it will form a mask of faeces.
last night craig gave me the worst icelandic facemask ever.
by craig T shaw March 21, 2008
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facesmasher

Alcoholic drink that is a combination of whatever alcohol you have available. Mint flavored booze is not allowed for it will completely fuck it up.
We had a bunch of random people show up at the party, so we took their booze and made a facesmasher.
by Z&Z Productionz April 30, 2011
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