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facedick

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.
Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.
by JO from RI September 12, 2012
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facelick

The act of licking someones face against their will.

Often done by those known as Greg
"Dude! I just got facelicked!"

"Was it by Greg?"
by fargleblargle December 9, 2009
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Facepie Extreme

A term rarely heard, only the original maker uses this term and a few select others. The term Facepie Extreme is frequently used to express extreme disgust towards something or someone.
"I told you you were wrong!"
"HOW MAN YOU FACEPIE EXTREME!"

(Chair makes squeeky noise)
"HERE THIS CHAIR IS A FACEPIE EXTREME"
by hypnoticcow April 4, 2009
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Facepillow

When your partners face is in a pillow as you anal them (:
by CABOSE!!!!!!!! August 3, 2010
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Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment
You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour
by Dugite June 24, 2012
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facepiling

she's been facepiling, makes her look so plastic!
by CCF & B December 18, 2012
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rusty facepack

After fingering your lady up the poo hole and your finger had crap on it, you smear it on the wrinkles around her eyes and tell her its a facepack to help slow the aging process. As it dries, it hardens and makes her skin feel tighter.
Jim fingered Lees' arse while she sucked his cock, then gave her some beauty therapy with a rusty facepack and jizz shot
by Iron Madein September 25, 2007
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