FaceBoner

Term used when getting aroused by someone's FaceBook profile pictures.

Sully: "Man... did you see Agnus' profile picture? Her cans were practically hanging out!"

Marshall: "Yeah dude, I got a wicked faceboner when I saw that."

by egrunty October 14, 2011

fauxphoner

A person who, upon seeing someone they wish to avoid at the grocery store or other public place, pretends to engage in important discussion on the telephone as to evade conversation or awkward small talk with unliked said person.

Mom: "I saw your old math teacher at the mall today, Johnny. Remember Mr. B, the one that accused you of cheating?"
Johnny: "Oh really Mom?"
Mom: "Yes. I was going to say hello to him but he looked like he pulled out his cell phone to avoid me. What a fauxphoner."

by Heather Quick July 27, 2007

facebones

Facebones is the loveable skull that is seen often in the TV show Metalocalypse. The band Dethklok sometimes uses him as a video tour guide for people touring their home at Mordhaus. He has also been known to introduce their performances.

Facebones says, our snipers are armed with 50 caliber sniper rifles and will shoot you on sight if you leave the tour group.

by Jeebus Almighty February 13, 2008

facehosed

"Facehosed", as a verb:

A Facebook user caught trying to deceive others, and exposed via screenshots by another Facebook user.

'Yep, he's been facehosed. She posted the screenshot that proves he was trying to cover that one up!'

by Moen77 November 10, 2017

Facehole

Meaning the mouth

oh, that guy just got punched in the facehole

by moo62 September 10, 2010

facechode

cooler name for facebook

my friend just messaged me on facechode.

by CHODEblASTER3000 September 10, 2011

Fartphone

A fartphone is a type of smartphone that is slow, cheap, and oudated and just sucks.

An example of a fartphone is the T-Mobile Mytouch Q because it is a low-end "smartphone" that is really slow and just not a good phone.

by AirplaneBobtheslob November 26, 2014