fuckpaint

Semen. The opaque white liquid that is ejaculated from the penis after climax.

Your sister swallowed my fuckpaint and loved it.

by biox December 27, 2005

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Facepalmtastic

1. When the best, or only, appropriate response to a situation is a facepalm from a third party, because words just cannot describe the full extent of thoughtlessness or idiocy as is evident.

2. When you see firsthand, or hear about, somebody doing something so stupid that you cannot imagine said person NOT facepalming themselves, so you facepalm out of pure sympathy.

This textbook is facepalmtastic because the publisher let the author get away with saying this:

"Cultural Studies insists that culture must be studied..."

EXCERPT FROM:
Dines, Gail and Humez, Jean M. "Gender, Race and Class in Media" 2 ed. page 10.

by Jewfish65 October 18, 2008

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Carolina Faceplant

When you're doing a girl from behind, and she has her hands up against the wall. You take one of your hands and swat both of her hands out of the way and then she goes smack into the wall.

I gave ya mama the carolina faceplant the other day. Don't give me that bullshit that yo daddy hit er!

by bojzzle June 12, 2010

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faceplant

Act of hitting the ground face-first; a term generally used by participants in extreme sports.

"He was thrown over the handlebars of his bike and did a faceplant in the mud."

by cowboy00242 September 17, 2003

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Fapaint

Faint while painting or fap while painting.

Painter: (lying on the floor with white paint spilled all over)

Daughter: (Opens the door) AAh!!!! DAD this painter fapainted!!

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Painter : (Fapping and painting the wall at the same time)

Daughter : WTF is he doing daddy????

Dad : That's an art!!! it is called as fapainting.... :)

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by 7208118281 January 4, 2012

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