Facepush

The act of putting a flat hand to the cheek of someones face, and lightly shoving it away from you, while calling out, "FACEPUSH!"

Push, then yell, "FACEPUSH!"

by Facepushing October 9, 2007

facebust

To bust or out someone's petty crimes or shameful actions via facebook pictures or wall posts.

"Sasha totally busted Candice for borrowing without asking."
"How?"
"Andrew posted some pics of a dinner date with Candice and she was wearing Sasha's sweater in one of them."
"Dood, he soooo facebusted her!"

by Eggwhitey May 13, 2008

Facebuse

Subjecting others to abuse or insults over facebook.

I just gave that bitch some serious Facebuse.

by Jim_Thrush October 20, 2009

Facebush

The chin part of a gotee that becomes coarse and thick and mangled due to not trimming and/or unkemptness, resembling a jagged bush on one's face.

"Dude, you need to do something about that gotee, you got one hell of a facebush going on"

"You're collecting goop in your facebush"

by jakevo January 24, 2012

facecuse

an excuse you use when you want to end an awkward chat on facebook because they can't prove or disprove what you are saying.

joe: do you like Hawaii?
jen: yeah, im going there next summer
joe: oh thats cool
-long awkward pause-
jen: hey, i have to go water my plants and stuff... c ya =
-exit chat-
joe: damn, that was a good facecuse.

by daytonohioisbomb May 20, 2009

faceosphere

A term being constantly spammed around the internet by a guy with a blog by the same name, who apparently is of the opinion that if he uses this term enough times in enough places, and adds his own "definition" to enough websites, someone other than him may actually use it sometime. Hey wait, his plan just worked!

Kid 1: Dude, what is happening in the faceosphere?
Kid 2: What the hell is a faceosphere?

by Hugh Jassmann October 27, 2007

facebus

A variation on the term facepalm. Used when someone or something is so stupid you would rather be hit in the face with a bus than endure it any longer.

Gigi: I was doing a meme on DeviantArt and in one of the boxes it came up with "Sasuke receives a gift of sexy lingerie from Itachi what is his reaction?"

Star: *facebus* Incest = NFTW (Not FTW).

by StarDustCrazy July 17, 2010