Faceboost

The result of stroking one's own ego to orgiastic extreme via undaunted exhibitionism, the primary activity of facetards

If you had a life you wouldn't see fit to faceboast anything nor would you crave a faceboost

by OsirusT May 26, 2013

faceshot

When a man shoots his liquid fire onto another's face.

Andrew Levy: "Shoot your cum on my face!"
Random Gay @ Cornell: "On your knees, bitch!"

by CUGSA July 20, 2008

faceshot

When the penis slips during the state of orgasm to aim and shoot the male in the face with his own cum. Normally he is laying down or reclined during sexual intercourse or masturbation. An accidental act.

During sexual intercourse with my partner, he/she suddenly jumped up from being on top and I received a faceshot! I think I got some in my mouth!

by $tephanie August 17, 2006

facepost regret

When friends post things to friend's walls and then delete them hoping to catch it before pissing them off, not realizing that most people with smart phones got the message before it even hit facebook.

facepost regret post something to your wall like : "Get off your soapbox!!" (meaning, I didn't vote the same as you in the last election)

by allyandfriends October 28, 2009

forceghost

A term used to describe a middle-aged male that plays video games with teenagers and young adults

Ugh he's such a forceghost

by DaveyJohnson483 June 11, 2018

FaceTheStage

American Rapper born May 5th 1988, Dallas Texas

Have you heard of "FaceTheStage"? His music is dope!

by FaceTheStage November 1, 2020

facepost crazy

Someone who always posts whatever someone suggests on Facebook without checking it out first. This person usually ends up with looking pretty silly.

Bob is facepost crazy; he told everyone his name means "stud" because the urban dictionary told him so.

by a girl named her February 3, 2010