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facebot

A malicious Facebook app that acts like a human (eg. adding friends, etc)

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A Facebook human that acts like a robot. Facebots deal directly with Facebook and not with the people on it. They only know what's going on in your life if they get a Notification about it; they write to their wall instead of talking to you.
Congrats on your new baby, can't believe I had to find out about it on here, thanks facebot! :(
by Dicklechips March 23, 2009
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faceborked

When an error occurs on the Facebook website.
Grr! I just got Faceborked!
by TKravos August 25, 2008
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Facebored

Facebored

Face·Bored {Feys-bord}
-verb
1. to be stay on Facebook for a great quantity of time, waiting for a "photo comment" or for a friend's new "Profile Pic" to be uploaded.

2. to change your Facebook status to something nobody wants to know such as, "just woke up," or "going to sleep."

3. to have back and forth conversations with another person, (who is usually Facebored as well.)
1. "I am so facebored that I refreshed my Facebook page ten times in the last thirty seconds."

2. "This guy just posted that he is going to sleep on his Facebook wall. He must be very facebored."
by Eye-van Cal-eh-gary August 3, 2009
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Faceboot

When somebody suddenly removes you from a social networking site, for seemingly no reason and with no explanation.
Rob: Hey man, have you seen those pictures on Amanda's Facebook page?

Dan: I can't, she gave me the Faceboot last week.
by Random Bro #252345 February 21, 2010
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facebrother

The all knowing. It watches your every move, your every wall post, your every bumper sticker request. The ads match your exact interests and seem to guess what you are thinking...Facebrother is watching......
Billy: Whoa, I was just talking about the Used concert next week with Fred and now there's an ad for the used.

Sarah: Facebrother is watching you.
by indieallie September 6, 2009
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Faceborgasm

(noun) The orgasm resulting from a large number of facebook notifications
On my birthday I got so many notifications that I had a Faceborgasm!
by jayfishy March 2, 2011
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Facebirth

When one discovers their friend, who they didn't know was pregnant, just had a baby and posted it on Facebook.
Emily just had a Facebirth. I didn't even know she was pregnant.
by Max Simon Simmons Lovelace Ho September 6, 2013
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