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facebook stalking

Creeping on someone's facebook profile. Usually someone that you never speak to, only hear about and see in the hallways. Facebook stalking usually requires having set rounds, or in other words certain profiles that you like to visit each day. You read everything on the new's feed avidly. If someone's status is dramatic, you quickly click over to their page to see if you can find the cause. Changed relationship statuses bring you joy. Somehow a quick trip onto facebook turns into a three hour stalk fest of people that you only distantly know.
Hey, did you do your homework last night?
No, I was too busy facebook stalking.
by Steven Waterdog the Third March 22, 2010
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To look up someone constantly and look at all their recent satuses and all their pictures.
I think that guy is hot and i like facebook stalking him.
by woahlookatthat April 30, 2009
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when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
by movement37 September 11, 2011
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The act of creeping on facebook for any of multiple reasons. This could include trying to catch someone in a lie, obsessing over an ex or old friend, being bored late at night, or even literally STALKING. Almost anything one does can be considered facebook stalking while on facebook. The many things you can creep on include pictures, wall-to-walls, videos, information, recent friends, etc. To go even further, one may call this "creepbook stalking"
"Who is that?"
"I'm not sure i came across her album through my brothers cute friends tagged pictures."
"So you're facebook stalking..."
"basically."
by baberuth7417 November 8, 2009
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Looking on facebook for someone, adding them, and constently checking their status and/or pictures.
Dude quit facebook stalking that bitch you were on her profile like 10 minutes ago.
by crazyarms October 27, 2010
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The act of monitoring another person's activity (status updates, photo uploads, photo tags, photo comments, wall posts, friend additions, group memberships, attended events, mutual friends, e.t.c.) on the popular social network of Facebook.
Person A: I was facebook stalking Jennifer for two hours last night.
Person B: Oh really?
Person A: Yeah, Amber added photos from her birthday party and Jennifer was tagged in one of them. However two weeks ago Jennifer RSVPed 'attending' on the guest list for Jack's birthday party which was the same night as Amber's. Then she updated her status to: "Jennifer is going on a date tonight" but according to her relationship status, she's not single!
by NCgirl59 December 15, 2008
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A traditonal way of avoiding both the real world and homework, facebook stalking is the act of constantly checking a person's facebook page.
Mom: Get to your homework _____ (child's name)
Child: One second mom, i'm facebook stalking.
by tone everlast January 11, 2010
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