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Facebook Whore 

1) A person who abuses facebook by writing on numerous amounts walls, having long conversations on walls that should be done on MSN or facebook chat, playing games and doing quizzes. These people fill everyone's news-feeds and its very annoying.

2) As you sign into Facebook and go on your newsfeed, expecting to see stuff that actually concerns you. But you see that one Facebook whore who has commented on everything that they see and having petty conversations such as; I MISS YOU, OMG I LOVE YOU SO MUCH. And no one cares, nor wants to see it!

3) Also known as an "Akki"
"DALIA! stop being such a Facebook Whore! We don't want to see your annoying conversions and shit."
Facebook Whore by jack257 April 20, 2009
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facebook whore 

Someone who seeks attention from anyone they can get on facebook. Posting "posing" pictures... Multiple online relationships, posting slutty comments on walls / pictures... And just general whoring.
These people are generally unliked by most, but are desperate to get online friends to make up for their crappy real life.
Dood: Shit, Melinda's such a facebook whore. WHERE IS THE BLOCK BUTTON DAMNIT?!
facebook whore by kateva February 21, 2009

Facebook Whore 

uses facebook too much online 24/7; A guy/girl who likes facebook too much and doesn't have a life
Dude Sammi is a facebook whore shes almost on facebook all the time

facebook whore 

someone who becomes facebook friends with everyone they come in contact with in less than 24 hours of meeting them.

also referred to as the most annoying facebook habit ever.
Lacey: that Carter guy from the party last night was really cute
Anna: oh, you mean Carter Bennet? we're already facebook friends
Lacey: you are such a facebook whore
facebook whore by lrjennings March 5, 2010

Facebook whore 

Someone who starts their day with mobile/cell phone updates when they wake up, than posting more throughout the day and than just before going to sleep at night. Someone who gives a run down of their day even though it's just normal stuff like watching TV, eating, going to work, at a friends house. Quite possibly a shallow person, or someone that needs more substance to their life instead of being so focused on FB. At least the fb whores can be ignored by not getting on fb. But the Text whores are even worse with their updates cause you can't avoid all the mundane garbage when they text your phone all the time!
Example of daily mobile updates from a facebook whore:
6:38am So tired and running late, morning why must you come so quick? wheres my coffee?!
10:47am Is this day over yet? Wishing it was Friday!
4:47pm Off work finally YAY!! Hangin with Jen at the mall and than home for dinner and watch tv. Text me
8:43pm Mmmmm mocha icecream and Jersey Shore, life is good. Text me
10:17pm Nite fb friends
(this doesn't include all the other mundane garabage they sign on to fb with their phone & chat about)
Facebook whore by NWxplr October 29, 2010

facebook whore 

Someone who has all of their profile information available for stalkers and pedophiles to view and/or comment on.
Pedo #1: Hey look, I found a facebook whore. She's got her address up here and everything!
Pedo #2: well then, what are you waiting for?! Get in the damn van!

Facebook whore 

A person on social networking sites like facebook, myspace, etc. who will add everyone and everything they see.

A typical Facebook whore has thousands of "friends" they do not personally know.
John: "Wow, Rick has 4677 friends, I didn't know he was so popular!"

Cassie: "He's such a Facebook whore!"
Facebook whore by PassionSmile December 22, 2009