facebake

That pinnacle of highness in which one becomes sofa-king-re-tarted they can't see straight. You're no longer high, you're facebaked.

Person 1: Dude, what happened to jimmy?
Person 2: He's totally facebaked man.

by M T Jones March 17, 2008

Facebitched

Is when someone is demolished in a social respect using the social networking site 'Facebook'.

Ah shit Brenda, you just got FACEBITCHED!

Fuck man, I've just been Facebitched. I hate Facebook.

by safedems June 16, 2009

faceache

The term used to describe the pain in the facial muscles felt after prolonged fake smiling.

Also used to describe a less than attractive person.

Oww, I got bad faceache after that dinner with the out-laws.

Poor Fern, nice enough but what a faceache.

by Greg & Sez May 7, 2007

facebate

When utilizing Facebook as a medium to masterbate to various pictures, videos etc. of your friends

There was a very hot photo tagged on facebook and I facebated to it.

by Alex Costa November 15, 2007

facebake

Facebake - 1. to wake and bake (see wake and bake) with the company of facebook. 2. the act of using facebook while under the influence of a morning stonedie.

"I facebaked this morning and lost three hours of my sweet, precious time."

by myjosephine February 24, 2010

Facepace

To walk aimlessly around and around a room or small area while on facebook staring at their moble screen waiting for someone to comment

You get so hooked on facebook your starting to facepace

(Plural) You have been facepacing for the last hour

by Dugite June 24, 2012

facemacer

A female who uses mace or another form of gaseous toxic substance to deter a stalker, attacker, or male whom she otherwise dislikes.

"I hate that facemacer; I was just trying to tell her 'Good morning'"

"Better wear sunglesses when talking to her. Shes a facemacer"

by Joseph Daniels February 20, 2008