FAMFP

fly ass mother fucking pirate

I am a famfp and your very jealous.

by paul booty December 27, 2006

FAAFO

Acronym for "Fuck Around And Find Out"

Often used in the Expression "Come FAAFOO" or kum-faafo

Bianca: That girl called talking shit, saying she wants to fight
Jo: You speak my language, tell her I said Come FAAFO

by FAAFO March 29, 2022

Faaff

When said quickly, an inoffensive way to advise someone to 'Fuck Off'. Best used discretely so that only people close to you can hear it, and not the intended victim. Even funnier when the intended victim THINKS they can hear it, but can't be sure, so they take no action. However, if victim is being a complete tosser, best to shout it as loud as possible in order to deliver as much offence as possible. Number of 'a' letters contained in word is directly proportional to how much you want the individual to fuck off.

'Excuse me, is anyone sitting on this chair?', 'No, you can have it - (Faaff!)'

'Sorry Sir, you can't come in here wearing jeans', 'FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFF!'

by mullboy August 11, 2009

fbamf

a fat bad ass mother fucker
origins date back to a certain cat named Fred
he was fat
but still a lion
FBAMF!

Erik: Fred weighs at least 900 pounds
Zack: yea well he just ate that whole fuckin giraffe
Chris: total fbamf

by Chris. . . August 21, 2006

fatmf

fuck all the mother fuckers

i say FATMF! as in all you haters can kiss my ass

by ssfield1 October 2, 2011

Farmfoods

The lowest of the lowest pikey shops, ranging from Iceland, to Lidl, to the 99p shop, to Farmfoods. Radiates pikeyness to all local council estates.

Farmfoods? Shit man only pikeys shop there!

by David Watts November 29, 2003

fuamfs

fuck u all mother fuckers!!

1)fuamfs , DIE!!!
2) I hate you all FUAMFS
3) kill you bastards, FUAMFS!!

by araxxd September 23, 2008