faptality

Death by masturbation. Basically, fapping so hard you die. Most common in older men with erectile disfunction, who have a hard time getting, and keeping, it up, making them have to jerk harder, thus increasing the heartbeat, often resulting in a heart attack. Faptality, in a broader sense, can refer to ANY fap-related mishap, such as autoerotic asphyxiation gone wrong.

Tim: "Hey did you hear what happened to Blake? He was watching Japanese porn, and nutted so hard, his balls exploded and he had a heart attack!!!"
Nelson: " Wow, not THAT is a faptality!!!"

by KrispyDymond November 28, 2018

fatality

Extreme disappointment or displeasure in a situation.

Man, I was at the casino the other day on lost 3,000 dollars after winning it. That's fatality son!

by Ole_man_stetter December 14, 2010

Midway Fatality

When a guy is making love to a woman, pulls out and yells "FINISH HIM!" to let her know he wants to cum in her mouth.

I was just going to pull out but then I decided I wanted a Midway Fatality right at the last minute.

by facetious savant January 5, 2011

fatality

Death.

The car accident resulted in 1 fatality.

by Donny21644102 December 9, 2008

fatality

A move you do in a dance club (taught by Urban Tea in Clubbin' Techniques 101) that involves coming up behind your partner, putting your right hand on the right shoulder and bending him/her over. Preferrably him.

"I was dancing with this chick and I hella fatality'd her."

by exProphecy August 24, 2008

Sexual Fatality

A combination of sexual enhancing moves
usually performed during or just before a climax.

Just before Jill Climaxed, Jack chose the slap and twist as
Jill's sexual fatality.

Bitch slap+Titty Twister= Slap and Twist.

Slap and Twist= a sexual fatality.

Mortal Kombat!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by R2-DQ February 11, 2010

Fauxality

Reality as it is presented by "Reality" TV shows.

Though some shows are worse at it than others, all Reality TV shows some degree of fauxality to them.

by HubcapDave June 13, 2010