Floon

The word Floon was declared by the queen of england as the majesticest word to be ever invented.
There are about 3.556 people around the world today who can be called Floon.
The word first apeared in the bible as god said: "Abraham u fuk face, u r the first Floon to be Flooned by me, and from now and on only the Floonest Floons can be called Floon"
The word is used to describe a person who is superior and perfect in any way.

Tim: "Hi Joe! Did you do the assignment that Mrs. Gooten give us yesterday?"
Joe: "fck u mate and fck her. Im da fcking Floon and u r all inferior pieces of shit."

by Floon wabalabadabdab noscope October 18, 2018

floong

floong is floong

Floong.

by Naru ._. January 20, 2019

floonch

A #gloonch caught flying on Christmas day without Santa Claus.

1"Why is that gloonch flying without Santa?"
2."I don't know but we clearly have a floonch on our hands."
3"That's sad."
4."Yeah, but at least they're not a kloonch."
5."Is that Custard, Clara?"
6."....."

by Aurele December 23, 2021

Floondis

Inbred mentally challenged individual, lacking any limbs.

You fucking floondis!

by Cuntstain99765 October 11, 2010

floong

The words fly and choong put together to make one word. Used to describe how something, or someone looks.

Mia your just too over floong for words

by Gracey bee January 17, 2007

flooner

An annoying, dumbfounded person who has no idea of anything and usually acts as if they have a mental disorder.

Bella called Micah a flooner after he had gotten into a silly fistfight with a man at the bar.

by fonnerbooner January 31, 2016

Floon

A portmanteau of "fucking" and "loon". It is often used to describe a vexatious crazy person when more abrasive vocabulary is not appropriate.

Chris: Did you hear? Katie and Tim had a sex change operation where they swapped parts!

Ryan: Ya, they always try and deny it.

Chris: What a couple of floons.

by floontastic September 3, 2013