eyetalian

A schmuck of Italian ancestry.

Usually in the mafia, and/or from Staten Island, New York.

"Yo, why was that guy at the pizzeria such a douchebag?"

"Oh, cut him some slack, he's just an eyetalian.

by Mudda Asshore January 5, 2016

eyetalian

eyetalian is how retards say italian

are you eyetalian. no, im italian

by CockityWockity November 23, 2021

eyemaggedon

Generally homosexual.

That bitch flat ironed him eyemaggedon.

Tossie: Eat a dick.
Anomalasia: You’re gay.
Tossie: Ok - Eyemaggedon!

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022

Eyetalian Stallion

When she got a yeast infection and then cums in your eye

Melanie just gave me an eyetalian stallion

by TYRONE! January 20, 2019

eyetalian

An Italian with blue eyes.

George Bush prefers eyetalians because he is a racist.

by bogosuperelf July 23, 2020

Eyetard

An insult used when some one is incorrect in what they see

Man: "Dude it says here he went to The rapist."
Dude: "Let me read that...Man it says Therapist. What are you an Eyetard?"

by RadioWarsaw July 13, 2014