An absorbent cloth or sponge, used for dabbing tears away as a result of crying about not having an iPad.
The hipster's shirt would normally have been soaked after sobbing for hours about not having an iPad. Luckily, his Eye Pad was close by and kept his shirt dry.
by DKWSea August 9, 2012
Get the Eye Pad mug.The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).
Ken, after a night of drinking came back to the hotel and found Steve sleeping. He then mounted the headboard of Steve's bed a gave him a full fledged Hoboken Eyepatch
by I.M.D. October 9, 2007
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With this eyepatch, a bottle of dewka, and maybe a ski mask I'll be able to pick up chicks or even hobags...by the dozens.
Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
Warning: Do not wear eyepatch with brown belt...that's just tacky.
by El Barto May 11, 2004
Get the Eyepatch mug.A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.
"Just as I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out of Sal's mouth and blasted right in his face. The whole load shot right in his left eye! It was the best DNA eyepatch ever!
by Iggy Pup November 30, 2006
Get the DNA eyepatch mug.a. the act of resting one testicle on a girls eye socket while she gives you a blowjob and exclaiming a loud pirate, "Yaaarrrgh!"
b. similar to Arabian Goggles
b. similar to Arabian Goggles
Bob: How was your date last night?
Eric: I gave that Dirty Pirate Hooker an Arabian Eyepatch
Bob & Eric: Yaaarrrgh!
Eric: I gave that Dirty Pirate Hooker an Arabian Eyepatch
Bob & Eric: Yaaarrrgh!
by Uniball June 28, 2012
Get the Arabian Eyepatch mug.when someone is sleeping and you shit in their hand. you then tickle their eyelash, when they rub the eye it results in a eyepatch.
by madeuce September 30, 2007
Get the elkview eyepatch mug.A maneuver almost exactly like the arabian goggles, except done by a very unfortunate man who possesses only one testicle.
Kris: You bastard - you gave her the goggles didn't you!?
Joe: Na man I had to make it the arabian eyepatch, considering I only have one nut!
Joe: Na man I had to make it the arabian eyepatch, considering I only have one nut!
by DonJuan12 September 22, 2008
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