eyeopener

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.

I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.

by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

eyeolate

Eyeolate - To stare excessively at someone until it is uncomfortable, either for that person or those around you.

Sean eyeolates every girl that walks by.

by Worst.CoWorker.Ever. January 6, 2014

Eyeolating

When you're checking out a girl (or guy) so vigorously that you violate them.

Friend: Could anyone notice me checking out that dime that walked by?

Me: Dude, you could go to jail, that's how hard you were eyeolating her.

by Kungfuflanda February 21, 2013

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

eyeore

Noun. One who behaves like Eyeore, typically in a depressing and antisocial manner. Offers no opinions to discussions, but will readily complain when results are undesired.

Her husband is such an eyeore! He never wants to come out with us, and when he does, he just pouts in the corner looking miserable.

by ophenody December 9, 2008

eyemuff

Similar to an earmuff, but covering the eyes. Used to protect young children from viewing unsuitable material.

Person 1: Check out this pic of boobies.
Person 2: Eyemuff your five year-old son first.

by Aleidatron May 26, 2009

Eyebombed

Transforming inanimate objects into faces by means of affixing plastic googly eyes

I totally eyebombed my neighbours mailbox so it looks like it is eating their mail.

by cuesick May 2, 2018