eyejacking

Spying, watching, seeing or walking-in on an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing.

Steve was eyejacking my rendezvous with Kim and now everyone knows I got a blow job from his sister.

by Gregory Marcus September 1, 2008

eyejack

Spy, watch, or see an event, interaction or situation that you have no business witnessing or unintentionally witness.

James eyejacked my rendezvous with Kim and now everyone knows I obtained copy of the test prior to the final exam.

by Gregory Marcus September 3, 2008

Eyezack

its a guy named zack with eyes

Eyezack has big eyes

by Wolfstarsnitch March 10, 2022

eyemaggedon

Generally homosexual.

That bitch flat ironed him eyemaggedon.

Tossie: Eat a dick.
Anomalasia: You’re gay.
Tossie: Ok - Eyemaggedon!

by trashtalkasias March 16, 2022

eyejack

To catch someone's eye, to have a eye moment with a stranger.

Once or twice during his walk, Jason's eyes were momentarily eyejacked by pedestrians in the street.

by Robin Kazmeroff September 20, 2006

Ejemacated

When a redneck wants to say educated or if you want to joke with your friends.

My son was not ejemacated by her!!!
Or

Hey im ejemacated i’ll understand.

by Thejumacatedscholar February 27, 2019

Eyema cummin and howe

Law firm established to advocate for and protect the rights of women to have orgasms in any way that they please. Forthwith. It is hereby ordained that any grunts moans and grimaces shall become the sole intellectual property of said woman or women engaged in the commission of achieving a state of syberitic pleasure. Utterances of this sort may be sold uploaded to adult sites or retained in perpetuity as the involved parties shall see fit

I was watching TV the other night and I saw an ad for eyema cummin and howe. I grabbed my vibrators and started doing some "live streaming" of my own!"

by 4realazitgits April 2, 2021