East end eye opener

When you coat your finger in coffee grounds and shove it up her ass.

You should have seen her face when the percolator finished and I gave her the East End Eye Opener.

by Snooplumptylump February 17, 2017

Turkish Eye Opener

A hot cup of Turkish coffee, that has a piece of hashish melted in it. It's effect is strong and fast.

I have no plans for today. I gonna make myself a nice cup of Turkish eye opener.

by hakoOo January 18, 2008

Brown eye opener

Something that arouses or excites a gay dude.

God, David's new outfit is a real brown eye opener!

by Shuaman May 1, 2021

eyeopener

What you call an alcoholic drink that you have soon after you wake up.

I knew the day was going to be a rough one, so I pulled out an eyeopener after breakfast.

by Dan Cheese May 15, 2005

eyeopener special

A 24 ounce can of Labatt's Blue on sale for $.79 before 10 a.m.

Clerk: The coffee's all gone, but there's the eyeopener special in the cooler.

Dude: where?

by Dr. Foo July 7, 2008

irish eyeopener

morning alcoholic beverage consisting of whiskey, orange juice and green coloring. often enjoyed on March 18th with leftover whiskey from st. patrick's day.

I woke so hungover, I needed an irish eyeopener to get my day started.

by 188 Marcus Garvey April 24, 2014