Eretiquette, or erection etiquette, is the customary code of polite erection-related behavior that men should follow (i.e. when dancing, hugging, etc).
Girl: "Oh man, that guy showed poor eretiquette; I could feel his junk from a mile away on the dance floor!"
Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."
Guy: "What's wrong?"
Girl: "Why are you sticking your bum out like that when you hug me?"
Guy: "I'm just following proper eretiquette. I barely know you and don't want to accidentally poke you."
Girl: "You are such a wonderful gentleman."
by Mr. Canadian September 2, 2010
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1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
1. leave a "buffer zone" in between you and someone else whenever possible.
2. No talking to another dude while urinating and always look STRAIGHT ahead.
(there is NO reason to look anywhere else)
3. if there is a waiting line do not go past the end of the stalls to avoid overcrowding the dude in front of you.
4. Try not to make direct eye contact with other people unless it is nessacary. no one wants to talk to you in there.
5. it is OK to fart
6. It is alright to laugh when you can "hear" someone in the stall. It is also alright to comment when the air isn't fit to breathe in there.
WOw, some dude just took the dump of his life in there, must have had TACO BELL.
he didnt use urinal etiquette
he didnt use urinal etiquette
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James Clement has bad banana etiquette because in his world, if his ass is hungry, he'll go get a banana. He will get four going to a challenge and three coming back without asking or sharing.
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