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Eighted

As a Verizon wireless subscriber, you have the ability to press "8" and respond to another Verizon subscriber's voicemail. When the new voicemail is received, most users believe that you called them back but they missed your call. Excellent tool to utilize when someone expects a live call but you do not have the time or inclination to speak.
Jerry left me a message about our date on Friday night, but I'm running into a meeting so I just eighted him.
by Jenna Jameson Jr. April 16, 2009
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Exfrighted

A feeling of being excited AND anxious
omg english results soon mia, i'm well exfrighted
by BENJAMOO BAKER January 5, 2011
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enlightedness

Cast a light to your path for enlightedness.
by Hercolena Oliver August 28, 2009
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Eighted

GET EIGHTED
by Eggzy March 16, 2021
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Earsighted

Most men, particularly husbands, are earsighted - the condition of being borderline deaf when 3 feet from their spouse. Problem amplified when their wife is assigning chores or talking about her day. Fortunately, those afflicted with being earsighted are usually quite adept at hearing far away, like when their friend has pulled into the driveway to take them away.
The doctor put down his ear scope after examining Jeff and asked him if his wife started a new job. Upon Jeff confirming, the ear doctor explained that Jeff was suffering from a case of being earsighted.
by Grant Rampus January 28, 2022
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exsighting

An edge-of-your-seat entertaining occurrence whereby you spot your no-longer-significant-other at a certain locale.
My former boyfriend had broken it off merely because I didn't wanna join him as a vegetarian, but then I saw him dining with several other guys at Sergius's Sumptuous Steaks and Seafood --- talk about exsighting! What a lying hypocrite --- I guess that HE HIMSELF can't resist the allure of a good pot-roast or a side-dish of crunchy bacon-strips sometimes!
by QuacksO February 5, 2023
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