"I hear you started dating some new girl."
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
"Yeah, but she's moving across the country in a month, so we're planning on breaking up."
"A little expiration dating, eh?"
by Travis May 31, 2005
Get the expiration datingmug. Person a: what happened to that gallon of milk in the refrigerator?
Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.
Person a: Good thinking!
Person b: Oh, I gave it an expiration chug, so it wouldn't go bad.
Person a: Good thinking!
by deez nutz81 July 2, 2008
Get the expiration chugmug. Expiration Dating
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\
: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."
The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."
(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
by murdadrum January 4, 2014
Get the Expiration Datingmug. When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
Get the Expiration Datemug. by Bob man meyers March 1, 2017
Get the expired nudesmug. KJ: " I unfriended Branham on Facebook. He said some shit that totally pissed me off!"
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
Angela: " Good! That old fugger is nothing but an expired douchebag, anyway."
by MadMorsel August 19, 2013
Get the Expired Douchebagmug. Vodka in a water bottle.
by Brent Hochstatter September 30, 2006
Get the expired watermug.