Armchair Expert

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Sausage Expert

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Gold Experience Requiem

It is the stand of Giorno Giovanna (Donut man ) after he stabbed himself with the requiem arrow.
Diavolo got wrecked by this stand.

It is from the manga and anime part 5 of JJBA, Golden Wind.

Diavolo : *Exists*
Giorno : YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH Gold Experience Requiem

by I hate 4 December 12, 2019

Experimental MRE

Military slang for a "sensitive item" (ie weapon, GPS, radio) that has been lost in the field or stolen. Jokingly referred to as an Experimental MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) which are field rations.

Bravo Company lost an Experimental MRE. They're on lockdown until somebody finds them.

by robocheng December 4, 2013

AIDS Inducing Experience

Also referred to as 'AIE', an event or experience which frustrates one so much that one instantaneously develops AIDS.

Tom: So how did you get AIDS, sexually or by AIDS Inducing Experience?

Harry: AIE. I spent 7 years on a 15,000 piece puzzle, to find that the last piece was missing!! WTF!! FML!!

Tom: Omfg, I developed AIDS just listening to that!!

by MintSponge May 30, 2010

The MI Experience

Describes a discord session where all members inside a voice channel are mic and sound muted.

OMG! Its the MI Experience!

One of those MI Experience days again!

by Spielemann October 4, 2022

The JFK Experience

Originating in Counter-Strike: Global Offensive, the JFK experience is a common name for the in-game sniper rifle called the AWP. Using said item supposedly allows its user to inherit the skill of the fabled sharp shooter Lee Harvey Oswald, who for our non-United Statians was the man killed President John F. Kennedy. These supernaturally obtained abilities have yet to be explained by science, but local legend says the eternal spirit of Lee Harvey Oswald rests within any sniper given this lethal name.

lmao kek his AWP is named "The JFK Experience"

by Blekarz November 7, 2018