experts say

A way to cover up bullshit by making the broad statement, "Experts say", then the bullshit.
As nobody has any idea which experts they were referring to, or what level or expertise they had, it is a great way to cover up not having a distinct source for the information.

Experts say 90% of people in Mexico are drug dealers

by A-Durr October 16, 2013

Twin Flame Experience

The Twin Flame experience is the meeting of another person who awakens within you a spirituality and a sense of being alive that is unlike anything experienced previously. It is often experienced as a transcendental "oneness" with God, yourself, and the other person. Mortal time becomes irrelevant. The two seem to know each other immediately and intuitively, and can continue to correspond off and on throughout a lifetime as though no time has passed at all. Life begins to be measured in terms of experiences, rather than years, after meeting a Twin Flame. The sense becomes that even when physically separated, a twin no longer feels alone on the planet. This bond can be experienced to such an intensity that it can feel like one twin's soul is inhabiting the body of the other, sharing the flesh.

The intensity of the connection often sends the Twins (TF's) into a tailspin following a brief experience of heaven on earth. This period can be considered a time of refining, during which each twin begins a task of identifying and confronting individual demons (read: unhealthy or self-defeating traits, beliefs, flaws, etc.) If utilized correctly, these trials can work to lead each individual toward greater balance. Developing wholeness as an individual - and not two halves making a whole - is the goal of the TF experience. This goal can be likened to that of the Buddhist concept of obtaining Nirvana and the Christian concept of earthly rebirth into a transcendental state.

Tales describing the Twin Flame experience - without utilizing the label of such - abound in both literature and music, and with varying outcomes.

by shannadawn November 6, 2013

Armchair Expert

Someone who claims to know all the answers to a problem, situation or scenario but has little or no experience or real understanding of it. Usually found on internet forums or writing in the letters section of tabloid newspapers. When faced with educated people who disassemble their argument with facts, they often state they learned their experience at the "University of life".

"If you exceed the speed limit by just 1 mph, you should be banned from driving"

"But you've never driven in your life, you're just an armchair expert"

by The Welsh Wizard January 11, 2012

Sausage Expert

1. A woman (or man) whom has had many sexual encounters with male partners.

2. Counter staff in Butcher shops.

Boy - "So, I hear you are quite the little sausage expert..?" ;)

Girl - "Yes. I work at the local butcher. I am a sausage pro!"

Boy - "That's not what I mea....never mind."

by manicbubble February 10, 2015

Gold Experience Requiem

It is the stand of Giorno Giovanna (Donut man ) after he stabbed himself with the requiem arrow.
Diavolo got wrecked by this stand.

It is from the manga and anime part 5 of JJBA, Golden Wind.

Diavolo : *Exists*
Giorno : YOU WILL NEVER REACH THE TRUTH Gold Experience Requiem

by I hate 4 December 12, 2019

Experimental MRE

Military slang for a "sensitive item" (ie weapon, GPS, radio) that has been lost in the field or stolen. Jokingly referred to as an Experimental MRE (Meal Ready to Eat) which are field rations.

Bravo Company lost an Experimental MRE. They're on lockdown until somebody finds them.

by robocheng December 4, 2013

AIDS Inducing Experience

Also referred to as 'AIE', an event or experience which frustrates one so much that one instantaneously develops AIDS.

Tom: So how did you get AIDS, sexually or by AIDS Inducing Experience?

Harry: AIE. I spent 7 years on a 15,000 piece puzzle, to find that the last piece was missing!! WTF!! FML!!

Tom: Omfg, I developed AIDS just listening to that!!

by MintSponge May 30, 2010