Exhaustipated

Just too tired to give a sh!!t.

im Exhaustipated im Just too tired to give a sh!!t.

by ignoramos October 30, 2012

Exhaustipated

Exhaustipated is the feeling one has when he is so tired he just doesn't give a shit. It was my mother's expression when she put in an exhausting day of work and came in so tired she didn't want to cook, turn the bed down or use the effort to shit.

I worked my fingers to the bone, my ass is dragging and I'm as exhaustipated as a push-me pull-you. A push-me pull-you is any animal with a head on both ends and no asshole so it can't shit even after a whole day of trying.

by krob7418 April 17, 2009

EXHAUSTIPATED

Just too tired to give a shit.

How is the training for the marathon? I'm exhaustipated!

by novermyhead October 19, 2012

Exhaustipated

Being so tired you can't even poop. You're not bunged up or anything, but it's been a long day, and the bathroom is alllllll the way over there...

Tom got in from his 60 hour work week and flopped down on the couch to take off his steel toes... only to find he was too exhaustipated to get up afterwards.

by LukaRam August 11, 2017

Exhaustipation

Too tired to give a shit.

Me: I'm too tired to give shit.

You: I had that last week and the doctor gave me a work release saying I suffered from exhaustipation.

by kookaburra June 18, 2013

Exhaustipated

When you're so exhausted that it prevents you from being able to make a bowel movement, causing discomfort and pain; furthering your exhaustion. You are now exhausted and constipated: exhaustipated.

I've had such a long week and now I am so exhaustipated

by urmom26 March 28, 2023

Exhaustipated

So exhausted you simply cannot give a shit anymore

My life has been so busy and complicated of late, I am completely exhaustipated.

by Kaybee Brown September 6, 2023