exhaustebated

Being exhausted from masturbating to long.

Mark: Yo Thadius, why are you so tired.
Thadius: I'm exhaustebated. I just jerked off for 5 hours and i haven't even started studying yet.
Mark: Dude, your disgusting.

by poopface66666667 November 5, 2009

exhausdead

adj. To be exhausted to the point of death (both "literally," or figuratively); extremely exhausted or tired

Jim wanted to go jog a mile with Sally, but he was so exhausdead from his previous workout that he collapsed and decided not to go.

“I’m like, literally exhausdead”

by TIKtheTak123 November 25, 2014

Exhausterbate

Masturbating to the point of exhaustion

Friend: Hey! Want to hang out? You: I would, but I am exhausterbated

by JCF17 June 10, 2010

exhaustperate

1. The point of being so tired that anything you do or say can anger others.

2. When somebody insists on putting a loud-ass fart can on their car and drives by your house at 3am in the morning pissing you, and everyone else in the immediate area, off.

1. Man, Steve was so tired last night that he exhaustperated the fight I had with Bob and we both punched him in the face!

2. I swear to God if that guy in that shitty Honda comes buy again I'm gonna take a baseball bat to his windshield.

by vololololvo December 19, 2010

Exhausted Kitten Complex

Exhausted Kitten Complex occurs when a person is woken up from a deep sleep but their mind isn't fully awake. Symptoms include, but are not limited to; feeling weak as a three day old kitten, being too tired to put the fear of God into the person who woke them up, and mumbling incoherently. Warning: People who experience Exhausted Kitten Complex may be unable to open their eyes to their full capacity giving them that slant-eyedcat look, which may cause them to bump into walls and/or furniture. If a person appears to be doing a bad Asian impersonation please proceed with caution.

"My mom woke me up at five o'clock this morning for no apparent reason."
"Dang! I bet you got mad! Did you put the fear of God into her for waking you up?"
"No. I wanted to but my Exhausted Kitten Complex kicked in and all I could do was mumble incoherently. After watching me run into the furniture several times she apologized for waking me up and told me that perhaps I needed to go back to sleep."

by DrunkMonkey January 10, 2014

Exhausted

Tired of putting up with people bullshit

Im exhausted of your bullshit

by Khalil Cash January 16, 2020

Exhausted Pipes

A 3-piece indie/electric folk rock/garage rock revival band based out of Berkeley, CA.

They play heavy bluesy indie rock with rippin' guitar solos.

Me: Did you see Exhausted Pipes perform at the Uptown?

You: Hell yeah! They were rockin.

by berksterk July 20, 2010