exercise in futility

I. an action that is generally pointless and will have no effect.

II. A discussion that is useless in the bigger picture and in which neither party is actually right, even thought both sides of the argument try to win every time.

I. washing your car before a thunderstorm is an exercise in futility
Ia. trying to exterminate cockroaches

II. the unending fight over whether rock is better than rap.

by Herzlos March 19, 2008

Masturbation Exercise

the act of doing or making something for the sole purpose of cultivating a sense of self-importance. The resulting product (if any) does not benefit anyone but the creator.

His obscure and useless research on the different shades of blue sold by paint manufacturers between the years of 1965-1967 is like one giant masturbation exercise.

by Cat (like meow meow) January 18, 2009

face exercises

giving blowjobs (i.e., a good way to slim down yr face)

Man, I feel chubs - I should really do some face exercises. My boyfriend will be stoked!

by lil_circe May 5, 2008

exercise

Doing shit in the gym.

The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.

by monkey island September 29, 2003

Exercise

The verb fat people believe is a myth or fear.

Healthy Guy:Hey fatass, go exercise and drop that bucket of chicken!

Fat Guy:U mite aswel stab me trew da belly.

Healthy Guy:Nah, then all the lard will come out.

by PTRS Noob January 15, 2010

exercise the option

exercise the option: definition when someone has several sexual options available to them...example: if a girl has lots of guys calling all the time, or vice versa and the person decides to go ahead and have sex with one of the people she/he is said to have "exercised the option"

Keisha has so many options cuz guys call her all the time to hang, and she decided to exercise the option last night when she slept with Kevin.

by Doe and Done November 5, 2005

Don't exercise me

Often said to the person that makes you angry.
The meaning is: "Don't make me sweat by beating you up."
Usually said with no real intension to beat the person up, but just as a threat, so the one will leave you alone.
The origin: "Don't make me exercise."

some dude: "blah blah blah blah"
you: "Man, don't exercise me."

by Jonson.y September 11, 2005