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Exclamation pants

What happens in one's pants when they see something sexy and aren't afraid to hide it.
Seeing that foxy girl turned my trousers into exclamation pants.
by Exclamation Explanation June 20, 2017
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Expiration Dating

Expiration Dating

ex·pi·ra·tion da·ting
- verb \ek-spə-ˈrā-shən 'dā-tēŋ\

: dating someone with the expressly agreed upon precondition of said arrangement's expiration date
The contractor's real friend: "So, what's up with you and 'ol girl?"

The contractor: "We're kickin it. Told her I'm leaving town after this contract, but she's down for expiration dating till then."

The contractor's real friend: "Damn, dude. I tried that shit with 'ol girl, but she beat me with one of those eufeminisms."

(See 'ol girl)
(See eufeminism)
by murdadrum January 4, 2014
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Expiration Date

When a woman is past her prime and looks it, but still tries to present herself as young and desirable. This might mean that she uses make-up tricks, botox, lip injections, etc. to appear more youthful to attempt to shave years off her age.
Many celebrity chicks over 40 are past their expiration date, but spend a lot of money trying to look like they are 5 - 10 years younger.
by sarasplayroom.com February 22, 2009
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Exclamation Whore

n. A person who over uses Exclamation Points when writing note to people or when talking on MSN Messenger.

For Example – “Hey! What’s up! How you been!!!!!!”
by Gavousness October 11, 2005
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Excremation point

The symbolic act of smearing dog poop in the shape of an exclamation point on advertisements, billboards, or other commercial signs as an emphatic denial of consumer culture.
Peter the Penniless: Whatcha' doin' there Johnny?

Johnny Proletariat: For once I'm gettin' my hands dirty stickin' it to the man instead of workin' for him!!!

Peter the Penniless: Ahh...you're making an excremation point!
by KonkeyDong September 16, 2011
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Retarded Exclamation Point

A retarded exclamation point is the random numeral "1" that is mistakenly typed at the end of an exclamatory sentence when someone accidently lets go of the "Shift" key while trying to type an exclamation point (!) on a keyboard.
Dude One: Guess what I did last night
Dude Two: What?
Dude One: I got some of Trisha's sweet ass
Dude Two: WHAT1
Dude One: Huh? What the hell does "WHAT1" mean?
Dude Two: Oh, sorry man...retarded exclamation point.
by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009
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Expirationship

A relationship that has an expiry date due to one or both partners having to leave the country or general locality after a fixed period of time.
Yo dude, where's that chick Marie you was bangin'?

We had to break up, bro. Bitch done moved to Philly to study engineering. We agreed from the start that it would be an expirationship, yo.
by Gazzmatazz123 March 30, 2011
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