ewok 

Sex-crazed midget-bears from the movie star wars. Princess Leia hooks up with an Ewok named Wickett and they end up having hot sex with C3P0 after the Death Star is destroyed.

The Ewok socked the punk-ass droid in the face.

ewok by Ken Benobi March 8, 2003

ewok 

Ewoks are pikeys who live on Endor. They fancy Princess Leia, but almost have her Rebel friends for dinner, after nicking their guns and hats. Later they make a drum kit out of Imperial helmets, after throwing rocks at them.

Chief Chirpa, Wikkit The Ewok, and those cute baby ones that make girls go "aahhh..."

ewok by Wikkit August 9, 2004

Ewok 

A very short female of round appearance with short stumpy legs. Facial hair is NOT mandatory for this species, though a large number do tend to wear at least some growth. They are known to have great affection for Pussy Monsters. They originate from the Canary Wharf area of East London, though they have quickly spread worldwide.

"Watch those Pussy Monsters devour those Ewoks"

Ewok by Mike Marrey August 2, 2007

ewok 

Totally lame. Beyond weak.

"That movie sucked." "Yeah, it was totally ewok."

ewok by Chance74 August 12, 2009

ewok 

1) By far, the most gay Lucas art's adventure after star wars
2) Teletubbies + Star Wars = Ewoks
3) Teddy bears who live in endor

You= omg a teletubbie!
Me= no, it's a fucking ewok

ewok by George Bush's Pretzle August 13, 2006

ewok 

Ewoks are small teddy bear-like creatures from the Star Wars universe who live on the moon of Endor. They are primitive hunter gatherers, and use tools like spears. They live in little tree huts, where they spend their evenings getting absolutely fucked smoking all kinds of crazy drugs, often through pipes.

Ewoks are part of the reason why Return of the Jedi is considered the weakest film from the original Star Wars trilogy. But as a point of contention I would say they add some comic relief to the proceedings.

Wicket is the most well-known ewok of them all.

ewok by rorz758 June 19, 2007

ewok 

(N) Noun.

Slang term, for a Hairy Testicle, or Testicles, When defined as Plural (Ewoks).

(V) Verb
The act of Dropping your nuts in someones face. Like a Tea Bag, but with Hairy Balls.

ME--Yo, Homie, lets take a trip to Endor.
You--Why? WTF?
ME--So you can See My Ewoks
You--Oh, Hellz yeah!

Definition 2

Look, holmes, your mom passed out! Im gonna run over and EWOK her.

ewok by Psychowolf November 18, 2007