Eavesholder

A very severe person whose sole purpose is to hold the Eavesdropper (who is his master) by the ankles at the required height according to the way the wind is blowing. This is because much jabbering is carried away in the wind after we release it; if an Eavesdropper is at the required height he can catch the faint jabberings with his sensitive ears and his brain can convert them into blackmail.

Mental Health Doctor who has suffered a moral decline: "This poor patient has severe catalepsy"

Professional Eavesdropper: "Yes, he will do as my eavesholder, how much?"

Mental Health Doctor who has suffered a moral decline: "It's a she"

by kironh February 22, 2008

Eavesdropping

Anyone who overhears pieces of a conversation without actually being in one and jumps to conclusions!

That person over there is listening to our conversation? We were not even talking to them or about them that person is eavesdropping

by FM Punk October 17, 2018

eavesdropper

Listening "in the wings" to other people's private conversations.

She's such an eavesdropper, you can't say anything private with her in the house.

by Kenny W. December 19, 2007

eavesdrop

Listening in on conversation

Hoo's gonna eavesdrop on d l8test gossip den?

by Hercolena Oliver September 7, 2009

eavesturbate

v.: to masturbate while eavesdropping on another person or persons having sex. (A fusion of: "eavesdrop", Eng., to listen secretly upon another; and "masturbate", Eng., to pleasure oneself sexually).

I'm pretty sure my creepy roommate eavesturbates on me and Zelda when we're fucking.

by Amos the Puppyfucker July 23, 2010

Eave

Dumb person who can drag a hoe when needed

Dont mess with her she a eave
Shut up you a eave

by Eavee April 29, 2020

eaveslook

intransitive verb: to watch a private conversation held in sign language between two deaf people.

The deaf couple on the bus were having such a tempestuous fight that I couldn't help but eaveslook.

by Manlike Witch March 17, 2010