Even 

Even is a disease men can get if they spend too much time masturbating.
It causes their penis to fall off, makes them enjoy Donald Duck & Co, and turns their hair red.

"Oh no! I've gotten Even! How will I go on?! I knew I shouldn't have watched that last porno movie!"

Even by Pål R. October 3, 2003

even 

something white girls can't do

"She can't even right now!"

even by popcornpie October 31, 2015

Even 

The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.

-Who's that guy over there?

-Ohhhh, thats Even!!

Even by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017

Even 

Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.

Watch out for that Even, it's magical

Even by Steven friggin Hawking March 8, 2017

Even 

Even is a gentle, handsome man. He is always there for the ones who need him. He is also a great actor. He will never let you down, and if he says he loves you, he really does.

OMG! Even is soooooo nice! I just love him.

Even by EeveeLoverNumberOne March 21, 2017

Even 

a sexy motherfucker with a huge dick. fuck

Even is so sexy

Even by allahsiahs March 24, 2017

Even 

A cool and sexy, good looking man. Most of them lives in Norway.

Average length of penis: 35cm.

The name Even means cool, handsome and sexy.

Many girls will have sex with Even because he's so sexy.

Everyone loves Even because he's the coolest person that exists.

He is much cooler than other people, he is good in everything.

It was he who killed Hitler and Osama Bin Laden.

do you Even hahaha

Even by stian e så hoooot June 23, 2017