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nipple elevation 

–noun the preferred angle at which the nipple juts from the breast - the ideal being a classic 90°. Many favour the contempary upward angling, however there is consensus that a nipple elevation factor of -45° if frowned upon in modern society, however there are many african tribes where this degree of droopage is highly sought after.
"I say, look at the nipple elevation on those"

"why, you could hang you coat on those sir"

"indeed sir, those are not dissimimlar to Scammel Wheel Nuts"
nipple elevation by webbo1973 October 29, 2009
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Erektion 

When someone rekt some other guy
player 2: STOP KILLING ME MEANIE
player 1: WOO I GOT A EREKTION
Erektion by PelOs June 8, 2014

Evacation 

a term used by hurricane evacuees who never get to go on vacations and don't stress about mandatory evacuations and leaving home for safety. Evacations are evacuation vacations .
We enjoyed our evacation this yr Thanks Rita for sending this coonass to Texas.
Evacation by wonderwoman2015 September 2, 2017

eRelation 

When someone doesn't know the difference between an e-boyfriend (someone whom they met online but never in real life) and a long distance boyfriend (someone whom you have met before prior to dating online)

Commonly used as an insult to girls who are in a "long distance relationship" with an e-boyfriend.
Tom: Alice has been bragging about her new "long distance relationship" but she has never met him IRL!
Alex: WOW, so it's an eRelationship?
Tom: I'm afraid so...
eRelation by UrAvgRedditor February 7, 2017

Evocation 

n. a powerful forced exerted from within that generates extreme energy needed to perform certain tasks
Focusing himself with evocation, John was able to lift the 16 ton bulldozer.
Evocation by Joodan August 5, 2008

edenation 

Noun: the inability to remain in a waking state specifically during class

Verb: the act of falling asleep during the entirety of or partially through lecture
That guy over there is edenationing. Look how his face is on his binder and drool is coming out of his mouth.
edenation by carmenator2010 November 28, 2010

Elevation Therapy 

Achieving a sense of (oneness) when in the mountains. Calming, (theraputic) sense of well being.
One my way to the mountains for some elevation therapy.
Elevation Therapy by Mtngurl December 16, 2016