eulogy-to-be

A ‘eulogy-to-be’ is a write-up for the purpose of getting perspective on life so that we can adjust course if necessary, and celebrate life every single day, and not miss out on our own final party.

One of the finer pleasures in life is to have one's guardian angel create a eulogy-to-be for their charge, to keep them on track.

As in, "Is this how you would like to be remembered?"

by ifitdidntexistitshoulve August 6, 2017

Eulogy in Blood

A legendary metal band out of louisville ky known for their ability to melt souls onstage..

God damnit Eulogy in Blood drank all our bourbon and shit in my grandma's davenport.

by Acd 97 May 10, 2021

puff eulogy

when u smoke some weed in a home boys memory.

we had a puff eulogy for lil 43 loc, he was a rider my nigga.

by robert malekesmaili November 27, 2005

eulogy

At every funeral, there comes a moment when someone who knew the dead person speaks about their life. They are delivering what is known as a eulogy. A eulogy is a formal speech that praises a person who has died.

It's a mighty long shot your eulogy will talk about your corner office, but chances are it will most likely talk about your niceness. Wouldn't you agree?

by ScrapperNun August 15, 2014

Eulogy Falls

A sexual act that involves having tea with a midget dressed up like Ronald McDonald, finding a Burmese python in Wisconsin and defeating the Dread Pirate Roberts.

Guy 1:Have you ever done a eulogy falls?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, it took me 3 weeks.

by marlasinger February 2, 2007

ETBlog

A popular blog read by young adults in the Glen Ridge/Montclair area. can be read at ericthiele.blogspot.com. The blog is packed with inside humor and funny posts.

Joe: dude, did u see the shit posted on ETBlog.
Frank: Yea i know that shit was hilarious

by Dameon Richards April 27, 2010

Eulogy

A device used to strain vegetables, pasta, soups, and things of that nature.

Get the eulogy, I need to drain the peas.

by Parps April 28, 2022