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Escalator Hesitator

Someone who pauses prior to stepping on an escalator due to irrational fear of stepping on the cracks…
This usually happens in rush hour, and often results in the person behind falling over themselves or over the culprit as a result of the impromptu hesitation.
great, another escalator hesitator holding us up ..
by silkist October 28, 2010
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Portuguese Escalator

Sex act; the woman mounts herself on a staircase's handrails, stomach up. The man positions himself at a step level with the pussy. From there, he keeps pace as she shimmies her way up the handrails.
"Hey, I heard Makenzie tried the Portuguese Escalator last night."
by Jake 'The Cake' Roberts April 27, 2014
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Chocolate escalator

amusing phraze for anal sex. The same as Zeus’s Palace.
"ill be taking a trip on the chocolate escalator tonight"
by Sam Habigam December 5, 2007
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flat escalator

Hey, what's that flat escalator in the airports called?
A moving walkway, smartass.
by dictionary983645 November 18, 2013
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Detroit Escalator

The act of, while having sex with a girl at the top of the stairs, simply kicking her down the stairs once you are finished.
The night was going well until he pulled a Detroit Escalator on me.
by The Rocky Road Man April 25, 2010
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Escalator Express Lane

Typically the left side of an escalator dedicated to speedy individuals who don't have the time or patience to let the escalator take them where they need to go, therefore, they angrily speed-hop (sometimes taking double steps) up or down the moving staircase and pass everyone on the right side, leaving them with the following possible impressions:

"I'm more important than you; shove it"
"I'm wearing a suit and have places to be"
"Oh shit I'm late I'm late I'm late"
"I have to catch a bus, get out of my way or I'll trip you"

You can use this method to your advantage, but if you fall on your ass and go tumbling down the moving stairs, you're on your own.
Stacy totally just fell down the escalator express lane! She was moving too fast for her own good.

What!? Is she okay?

She'll be fine. She was on her ass but fortunately still moving upwards.
by jwat949 September 26, 2011
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Escalator snowball

When someone in a wheelchair rides up and escalator and falls down into other people in wheelchairs and makes a chain reaction of never ending wheelchair chaos
Josh: haha look at those crippled people in wheelchairs falling down that escalator they all probably have AIDS!
Corbin: what the h*** is wrong with you?
Tyler: lol escalator snowballs are funny because they're crippled
by Balls In Your Orange Juice September 9, 2013
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