ESA 

Electronic Software Association. Formerly known as the IDSA. An evil watchdog organization hired by insecure gaming corporations to seek out and destroy abandonware sites instead of focusing on real problems like the piracy of current retail software.

"The only good thing ESA ever did was invent the ESRB rating system."

ESA by T.Ractorhead November 24, 2006

Esa 

Originally finnish man's name. Used as a mocking word for a bit stupid person.

Kunnon esa, hakkas taas sahalla nauloja... on se kunnon esa.

Esa by Rejjosaatana November 28, 2010

ESA 

ESA = Employment and support allowance

A 'benefit' provided by jobcentre/dss/dwp in the UK (like JSA).

replaces incapacity benefit/income support for the sick & disabled.

some people on ESA, like JSA will be fakers and scroungers with 'bad backs', 'general pain' and 'incurable depression' because all these things are difficult to disprove.

most ESA money will go back into the british economy and money anyway as tax on fags and alcohol is high.. so benefit fraud problems are seriously over-rated

hopefully it wont fuel the drugs trade.

there goes dave, he's been on sickness benefit for years, he's got 'depression' and a 'bad back'.. oh look, he has a new car! that car was paid for by DLA motability!

i went to my ESA medical today and had to pretend to be suffering from cancer

signing on is for mugs.. claim ESA and you dont have to go down to jobcentre, and you get more money. just make up some illness.

what about hypochondria-munchausens-malingeritis syndrome?

ESA by Meemomel May 19, 2010

ESA 

The European Space Agency- Europes shared answer to Amerikas NASA. While the ESA has never done much int he field of Manned missions, its unmanned missions have generally been quite successful.

"Damn Dude, ESA is like 1336 to NASA- but is still p1mpz0rz!"

ESA by Sean McCoy June 27, 2004

Esa 

annoying as a fucking ceiling fan but i love her <3

esa just ask him damnit

Esa by funny herhe November 28, 2022

ESA 

The word Esa can be used when one wishes to visit the toilet "I'm going for an Esa" used in place of I'm going for a number one or two.

Also used to describe a person who likes to hang around toilets

"look there's an Esa" or "I'm off for an Esa"

ESA by Skatdesign May 12, 2009

esa 

The coolest dad one could ever have, the more cuddly version of the word "ese".

I really need my esa right now.

esa by Daddy's girl June 4, 2004