Ernie

(Also Ernest)
noun

In New Zealand, an amount of pot equal to $100 worth. (Approximately a third of an ounce)
A hundy or a hundred bag.
Given this name as Ernest Rutherford is on the $100 note in New Zealand.

Hey man, do you have an Ernie for me?
Yeah, sure.
*hands over one hundred dollars*
*receives one hundred bucks worth of weed*

by JezzBomb August 3, 2011

ernie

Homosexual lover? Gimme a break! They're PUPPETS people!

Ernie is a *puppet* - without genitalia!

by Alfie The Horndog December 9, 2005

Ernie

A guy who is so fucking cool that he isnt very cool at all

Look at that guy over there leaning against the tree with his black sunglasses on not doing anything: he is such an Ernie

by DarkSentence July 31, 2010

ernied

A remark that angers someone not because it's an insult, but because of the truth it contains. From Nebraska state senator Chambers way of saying what he thinks.

Leo just said to your face that you are a Sissie without out your pocket courage. You just got ernied, ain't you going to do something about it? I would but my gun's jammed.

by knowman April 8, 2008

Ernis

He is the best. We worship our fredo master who has gained worth throughout the years. He is a guitar playing babe magnet who will jam to the Beatles and loves Jimmy Hendrix. We appreciate Ernis

Hey did you see Ernis?
Yea he was jamming out on his guitar in the back alleys

by Venusvenus May 13, 2019

Ernie

Ernie er en nørdet taber

Gal en Ernie

Fuck du er en Ernie

by Ølhunden March 2, 2016

ernie

A sore on your ass from sitting around and doing crossword puzzles all day.

I was sitting around so long that I got an Ernie. It's an actual puss bug that I can't get rid of.

by ibew574 April 11, 2010