A father figure no one better than him. Trust me. Just when you think you have him figured out he’ll surprise you. Oh and he has a huge penis
Ernesto is my dad.
by 3six March 8, 2020
Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.
Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?
Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.
Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo
Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.
Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo
by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022
by Pipi May 4, 2018
by ErnestoShaker January 24, 2009
The Ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off. The goal is to cum all over the girl and make as big a mess as is possible, much to her surprise. It is not an Ernesto unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl. It makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which make the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by an Italian man named Ernesto.
"dude, I was about to cum and I figured "fuck it, I don't even like this chick", so I had to Ernesto her at the last minute"
by the nesto November 6, 2007
by Veal Cutlet July 9, 2010
by djcbiche February 14, 2019