erk 

A rare and uncommon phenomenon in which a person attempts open a car door simultaneously with the owner of the car unlocking it, resulting in the car door remaining in a locked position.

hey clark, did you just erk it?

erk by B to the K April 25, 2009

erk 

(slang)a WWII Royal Airforce aircraft maintenance worker.
Possibly derived from a mispronounciation of the word "aircraft "(erkraft) or maybe even "electrician "(erktrician)as spoken by those working class types from London.The term was originally used by RAF officers, who were poking fun at the lower orders, but ended up being adopted by the objects of their mockery as a self description of their jobs.

My altimeter's gone for a Burton - can you get an erk to take a look at it?

erk by alan blake November 14, 2007

erk 

Misspelling of the name Erik. Commonly occurs when typing fast.

Life in Victorian Bolivia

by.

Jon Stuart and Erk Williams

erk by Ned from the Netherlands May 26, 2015

ERK 

a fobby person of any ethnicity, who is not up to date with trends, usually exhibits hairstyles such a guidos for example mohawks, blowouts, spikes, and tips. an overall overdone appearance.

My dude you look erk-tastic in those baggy ass jeans.

ERK by CREAME February 11, 2010

Erk 

To throw up; to vomit.

I laughed so hard after I took sip of my fresh beer I thought I was gonna erk!

Erk by Jigga Jigga Joe April 15, 2009

Erk 

Erk is a sacred burial ground in southwestern Africa where they sacrifice killer bunny rabbits

She traveled to Erk to worship Pogo and Muave.

Erk by wrachet February 3, 2010

Erk 

Faggy douche who can't run a race without getting stung by a bee. Bzzzzzz

Erk sucks and is a hommasexual

Erk by Trayisgay March 21, 2019