A way to use the word "Shit" in public or in the presence of children or those easily offended. 6 + 2 = 8.
While preparing dinner for the Family, a Mothet cuts her finger and exclaims outloud, "Well shit plus two equals eight!!!"
by Barbara J. Green April 26, 2014
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Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)
Put it together fast and you get it! :D
Used by putting one hand on top of each other and gesturing the thumbs forward (signifying the awkward turtle.) Then take your two hands into fists and bang them together (the erm, baby making) and finally keep your hands in fists but take your thumb and pinky out and move forward (signifying the babies.)
Put it together fast and you get it! :D
Boy: Hey, erm I like you.
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!
Girl: I er, like you too.
*Laughs awkwardly*
Boy: Awkward turtle...!
Girl: Awkward turtle equals awkward babies!
by gilliaanx August 5, 2011
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What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
What it should be changed to: Tooter plus Gabby equals two high bastard-fuckers having sex at Barnes and Noble
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Get the tooter plus gabby equals love mug.good joke hahahah really funny ! Wowoow I like your attitude! Catch me outside next time at the park. Oops! Spilled my ravioli better pick it up with a spork! Let's now all collectively toss our spork into a carboard fucking box.
*On the next episode of Less than equals 3: Picollo turns into a supersaiyan and people of earth turn into namekians. The only way to save them is through the power of photosynthesis. We all our collective powers... sporks out*
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*On the next episode of Less than equals 3: Picollo turns into a supersaiyan and people of earth turn into namekians. The only way to save them is through the power of photosynthesis. We all our collective powers... sporks out*
HAhaha, I bet you didn't see that coming! Neither did my video editor. Here's a short break by our paid sponsor RAID SHADOWLEGENDS.
On the next episode of Less than equal 3....
the Box dies
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