equaln't 

Not equal to, but funny.

Don't use equaln't in school, you'll either confuse your English teacher or get an F on your math test.

I'm not responsible for either incidents should they happen.

equaln't by yardardar May 11, 2021

Equals Three

Stylized as =3, this popular YouTube web show is hosted by Ray William Johnson, a guy living in NYC that looks like a midget raccoon with guido hair. Ray William Johnson hosts it and analyzes (usually making fun of) three viral web videos, and then concludes the show with a question from a usually random viewer (usually a hot chick), and then a montage of creative responses members of the "forum" (video viewers with YouTube accounts) replied to in response to the question presented in the previous video. So basically, it's like Tosh.0 but not as well-funded. It has grown to become one of YouTube's most subscribed shows, and has also spurred many different jokes. Some of these jokes include squaids, two camels in a tiny car, fake and gay among others. New videos usually pop up every Sunday and Wednesday nights, but sometimes there's exceptions.

Hey forum, welcome to another episode of Equals Three do you guys wanna see this fidgety-ass dog rave?
Man that dog is so crazy, maybe he has squaids?
Or maybe he's doing your mom?
I'm kidding, forum, I really liked the video but it turned out like over 9,000 views in the past six months no wonder it's so funny.....like your mom.

Equals Three by JimboWales August 17, 2010

Katie Equal to Kyotem Supremacy

Katie is very very nice and cool. I support Katie Equal to Kyotem Supremacy.

Katie Equal to Kyotem Supremacy is correct

Katie Equal to Kyotem Supremacy by Error123123 March 28, 2021

Banana Equals Three 

banana equals three: When an argument gets to the point where neither side have anything new to say but are both convinced they are correct.

It is a less wussy way of saying "let's agree to disagree"

Geek #1: Hey man, you rolled twice!
Geek #2: I didn't, that roll didn't count so I rolled again and got double 6's!
Geek #1: Dude, it was a bad roll, admit it!
Geek #2: Ok, banana equals three ok?
Geek #1: Fine.

Banana Equals Three by PinheadMcJagger September 30, 2011

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series. 

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to eprianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series.

Ryu (Street Fighter) plus the Pokémon theme song + Capcom Equals The Telefang series. by Maternal-Fetal-Medicine February 11, 2025

equals sign tattoo 

When somebody has this tattoo (usually on their hand) it means they are usually gay, bisexual, or for equal rights of all sexualities.

"Dude look that guy has an equals sign tattoo on his hand."

"what a gay-lovin homo"

equals sign tattoo by Orchidomegaly March 19, 2006

equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni 

A person (typically a female) that prefers the dating preference of all races. It stands for Every beautiful type truly radiates passion; their diverse preference captures vibrant openness.

“Hey after being a snow bunny for years I think I now prefer all races.” “Congrats on joining the equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni life!”

equal bohemian tongue tag rat piss troglodyte diverse preference carmel vanilla omni by Jaydome12543 February 12, 2025