acoustic equalizer

The art of smashing an acoustic guitar to pieces on ones head, thus producing a painful and comical effect.

My stupid friend accidently took a cd my guitar teacher gave to me, and then forgot to return it, so my guitar teacher, in a fit of rage, gave me an acoustic equalizer.

by damo March 6, 2004

Equalizer

It is similar to the "shocker." Instead of two in the pink one in the stink, it is two in the pink and two in the stink. Giving and equal amount of fingers in both the vaginal canal and the anus.

Yo Ray-Ray gave that bitch the "EQUALIZER" last night, it was off the hook!!!!!!!!!!

by Matt "The Gay Maker" Stevens July 31, 2006

equalized

The state of no longer being high.

He's so much funnier when he's high than when he's equalized.

by Struckout November 14, 2012

The Great Equalizer

1.)A man that uses girls for money and then never talks to them after he gets the money.

2.)seductive man who uses hes sex appeal to exploit women.

3.)The male version of a gold digger.

The Great Equalizer uses women for their money.

by The Great Equalizer February 8, 2006

Equalizer

A very doable female.

Comes from the 80s show starring Edward Woodward, and the hilarious word play involving the appraisal of a female's beauty using the standard 'I would' which, equally hilariously, evolved into 'Edward Woodward would'.

- Mmmm, look at her, what an equalizer.

by samuishark June 20, 2011

Equalize

To cause great discomfort to another individual for humorous purposes ( eg. Twisting a male's nipples, dumping water over another's head, etc.)

I'm going to equalize you.

No, don't equalize me!

Equalization is necessary to make fun of him today.

by AJulieta January 31, 2015

The Great Equalizer

A phrase used to describe when the other person gets laid on a regular basis or is generally considered to be good-looking. This serves as "the great equalizer" when other bad things happen in their life, and they shouldn't be able to complain about the other things as a result.

Nic: Dude, I just got a $350 speeding ticket and my dog died today. My life is so bad!

Jake: You know what, fuck you Nic! You get ass on a regular basis from random girls at the bar! You have no right to complain when you've got the great equalizer!

by Lawrence K. March 23, 2010