Epidermis

The outer layer of your skin. Despite widespread belief, it is <i>not</i> part of a joke which would cause hilarity to thoroughly ensue.

Yes, my epidermis is showing, I know what epidermis means. Fuck you.

by iGoleh August 17, 2008

epicerest

a word to describe the severity of the punishment for burdening the lives of young america

helena's payback was epicerest

by BIGturbansAREbetter June 19, 2010

Epidermless

Lacking a prepuce (a male's foreskin) or a clitoris (female).
See: Circumcised.
One without foreskin.

LaFonda: Hey, do you still have your foreskin?
Omar: Hell no, I'm epidermless.

by Da_Man. March 21, 2010

epidermisologist

1. A fictitious doctor who specializes in the treatment of ailments concerning the outmost layer of human skin.

2. What most of the English-speaking world incorrectly thinks epidemiologists are.

Vivian: So, what do you do for a living?
Justin: I'm an epidemiologist.
Vivian: Oh, you're an epidermisologist? One of those skin doctors?! Can you give me a discount on laser treatments?
Justin: ... Um, no.

by cupcakekachoo December 11, 2013

epidermus

The technical term for skin.

person 1: what is the body’s largest organ?

person 2: the epidermus!

by unmorganized June 15, 2022

Epiceriesto

The epiceriest elf, from disenchantment.

You’re epiceriesto, Sahariiiii

by noreturns April 27, 2023

epidermantic

Expressing an opinion on something, while only having the simplest understanding of the subject.

Bill argued with vehement assurance , while in reality having only epidermantic understanding of the subject. naivety, lacking knowledge, blind sightedness

by MrVisions August 20, 2011