Skip to main content

Meet the engineer

Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.

A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's head

Engie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.

Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.

Engineer: I solve practical problems.

the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.

Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!

Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?

A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.

Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.

Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.

Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!

a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feet

Engie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,

Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apart

Engie: Built by me,

A level 1 sentry shoots offscreen

Engie: and you best hope;

The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the camera

Engie: not pointed at you.
by Hey look buddy I’m an engineer September 19, 2020
mugGet the Meet the engineer mug.

Mastering Engineering

An online homework program designed to rob college students of their hard-earned money and serve as a crutch for professors too lazy to write their own homework assignments or to teach. Its purpose, beyond making millions for the publishing company, is apparently to reduce the number of engineering graduates in the United States by utterly demoralizing and destroying their confidence in an effort to force them to drop the program and/or kill themselves.
I used up all but one attempt on this stupid Mastering Engineering problem, before I realized it had switched everything to kiloOhms instead of Ohms! And then I still got it wrong! FML!
by kypok April 16, 2012
mugGet the Mastering Engineering mug.
Related Words

engineer gaming

engineer gaming: engineer gaming

Person 1: engineer gaming

Person 2: engineer gaming
by H aka Eyy Luigi? June 7, 2020
mugGet the engineer gaming mug.

Over-Engineered

Anything made by Stuff Made Here YouTube channel
That lock was over-engineered.
by Billiest bob joe May 31, 2021
mugGet the Over-Engineered mug.

Edwin Elijah Diaz

Is an artist/rapper/multi-instrumentalist from New York. Best known for the album Rock Is Sleeping featuring hit songs such as Fish Have Feelings, Betrayal Has No Friends and September Cries.
Edwin Elijah Diaz the American singer-songwriter from the Bronx.
by AK47 USA November 26, 2018
mugGet the Edwin Elijah Diaz mug.

happy ending hands

The smoothest and softest of hands that result in the happiest of endings.

See happy ending.
Mary Jane's hands are so ridiculously soft I jizzed my pants. They were like happy ending hands...
by Pap¡ July 13, 2016
mugGet the happy ending hands mug.

erwin rommel

Erwin rommel was the winner of 1940 tour de france along with his ghost division

He was then secretly executed by adolf hitler because he killed killed him on mw2
Paris:you cant just break the lines and take Paris in 3 days
Erwin Rommel:haha panzer go vroom
by Cptn Flint November 4, 2020
mugGet the erwin rommel mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email