Enterprise

A name which has quite a legacy, almost any kind of ship has had the "Enterprise", including the shuttle, the name has been around for hundreds of years and will be around for hundreds more.

Aircraft Carrier U.S.S. Enterprise

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Enterprise

A television series on UPN where Captain J. Archer is kidnapped and beaten up at least once every episode

"Tucker to bridge. Captain Archer has been kidnapped...again...ugh!"

by WilRic October 20, 2003

Beaming Schatner off the Enterprise

Yet another colorful coloquialism for taking a dump: "Beaming" for the act of evacuation, "Schatner" as in the past tense of To shit (shat), and "off the Enterprise" denoting out of the anus (as in "the prize to be entered").

Not to be confused with Beaming Dr. Bones onto the Enterprise; the act of anal sex.

Man! Your mom's cooking is so bad it had me beaming Schatner off the Enterprise all night!

by Tenacious Faulker October 16, 2008

enterprise view

A word used by corporate or headquarters weasel types to condescendingly tell employees that they don’t get the big picture.

Employee: “Why have we been working ten hours of overtime a week that we are not being paid for? This clearly violates the Fair Labor Standards Act.”

Corporate Weasel: “You clearly do not have an enterprise view, if you did you would know that we fuck over all employees on a national level, not just here.”

by P-Biddy November 29, 2018

Enterprise

A human being who loves to play with his willy while watching men with humongous muscles.

Me - Hey is that Enterprise?
Friend - Yeah.
Me - Is he doing that again?
Friend - Yep. Let’s go.

by miniikiwi December 31, 2022

mt. enterprise

A small East Texas town of 500 people. Located between Hennerson and Naca-nowhere. There is no mountain and the town is hardly enterprising. Probably the most famous speed trap in Texas (especially for young, good-looking women). Also recently cited for its innovative "jake-brake law". The county is dry, eleven miles to the "Y" (except for Landmarkers who drve to Dallas so no-one will see them in the liquor store). Town slogan: "Flourishing Hypocrisy!"

Be sure and stop at the Mt. Enterprise mall (exxon station) when passing through.

by Webster II June 3, 2007

Enterprise

Noun: (U.S.S.) Enterprise. Starship constructed by the United Federation of Planets. Currently the flagship of the Federation. Sixth starship in it's line.

Enterprise > j00!

by Mewtant December 8, 2002