enlistment cock

Enlistment cock (n) is the penis of a man who currently is, or has been enlisted in the US military. Any officer is not included in this, as they are commissioned into the military and not enlisted.

(Person 1): Hey John, did you ever hang out with that hot Air Force Captain?
(Person 2): Yeah man, went round to her barracks and fucker her!
(Person 1): Nice man!
(Person 2): Yeah, she got that enlistment cock.

by Kim Jon Uno October 14, 2018

ellista

The most amazing woman you’ve ever seen. Probably short, popular, and an amazing friend, you never want to be on an Ellista’s bad side. If a camera takes a picture of an Ellista, it will destroy itself after producing the picture, because it knows it will never capture in its lens something as beautiful as her so why should it continue living. If you end up dating an Ellista, you ought to marry her right away because you know you will never do better then her because there is no girl better then her. If you harm an Ellista, fear for your life, because any second you might be smote by a higher power because you have harmed an angel.

Guy one: “Yo man I just met an Ellista! How can someone so amazing exist?”
Guy two: “Better put a ring on it my man! You’ve just met beauty manifest.”

by Exact Correct Definitions October 15, 2019

engistud

A rare breed of an engineer and a stud combined. Mostly used for self-proclamation.

If a person said to you "You are such an enginerd." You can respond back by saying "No, i'm an engistud!."

by Jonathan Duckjin Kong March 10, 2009

Ellistar

Ellistar is one of the most unique names in the world it's not even on Urban Dictionary

Ellistar looks like a chinese guy, he's not racist fucktard

by Morial May 14, 2015

elisttm

A complete hell hole, devoid of all that is right with the world, a place you end up when you've fucked up so bad, Satan Himself wouldn't even look you in the eyes.

elisttm is the worst thing man has made in our life time.

by YoudNeverGuess September 1, 2020

Ennistimon

Ennistimon is a town in Clare, Ireland. A fucking town which has of course the same fucking name as Ennis. The town "Ennistymon" has "Ennis" in it see?!.

Where do you live?

Oh I'm from Ennistimon, it's located in County Clare in the west of Ireland!

by CrypticCurrency March 30, 2022

enlisted

People who hate officers because they couldn't go to college.

"I really hate officers. They have no right leading me. I'm enlisted, I work for a living! Even if they went to college and have been trained on how to lead us and there's probably a reason why the Army chooses to let such people be in charge... I'm still going to hate them because I'm mad I couldn't do that."

by Lottylula May 20, 2008