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End of the world 

The world was supposed to end in 1998, 2000, 2002, 2003, 2006, 2008, 2012, 2016, 2018, and 2020. It's all just tabloid scare tactics used simply for the purpose of arousing alarm.
Sheep: Did you read The Sun? They say that the end of the world is upon us!!!?!?!?!

Critical thinker: Tabloids are unreliable sources of information. I'd listen to the scientists rather than hearsay.
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End of the world 

The end of the world will happen in 2018 September the 30th when the comet will hit us. Comets are icy bodies in space that release gas or dust.

End of the world option 

A person you have no interest in and would only consider being intimate with if it was the end of the world and there was no one else left.
Oh hellllll no, there’s no way I’d smash Taylor unless the world was ending. She’s an end of the world option for damnnnnn sure.

End of the World Excuse 

An excuse used to justify things that would only be made right if the world were to end.
a. I maxed out my credit card and cheated on my wife because I thought the world was going to end on December 21st, 2012. Now I need and excuse better then the End of the World Excuse.

End of the World Dump

An End of the World Dump is a sudden, intense poop that strikes usually at an inconvenient time such as at work or with company. It's an uncomfortable and hefty number 2 that results in a large and explosive shit, so powerful that it feels like the end of the world.
"Jeff, where did you go? We were in the middle of dinner."

"Sorry, the curry from lunch caught up with me. I had an End of the World Dump. You might not wanna go in the bathroom for awhile."

end of the world sex 

Sex that is so primal, wild and uninhibited that it is comparable to knowing the world is about to end and it will be the last sex you will ever have.
I hadn't seen my girlfriend, Gina, since I went away to college 6 months ago. When we finally hooked up, we had the craziest sex ever! It was like end of the world sex!

end of the world song 

The song you would listen to if you knew the world was going to end.
My end of the world song is Je te laisserai des mots by Patrick Watson