Emporium

County seat of Cameron County in Pennsylvania. With a population of roughly 2500, the streets of Emporium are well lit and with happy faces. On sunny days, at around 3:30PM-4:00PM, the streets of downtown Emporium are swarmed with teenage girls and their children. Apparently, the teenage pregnancy rates here are unusually high. Maybe as high as the teenagers hanging out behind the local bowling alley. Elks are seen roaming around freely every once in a while.

Emporium has the prettiest girls I've ever seen.

by Youngmahn Moon May 23, 2006

Bitch Emporium

A place where every known bitch and or asshole will be. Or a place assholes and bitches will be in abundance.

Becky: We should go to Johns party Friday Night!
Will: But Jackie, Hillary, Short Tommy and Kate who are the biggest asses in our school will be there. So will their rude ass friends.
Don: Yeah dude that party will be the Bitch Emporium!

by Thenapoleonbonaparte July 2, 2015

ciarans teen emporium

This is an emporium founded by Ciaran Gray.
at this emporium you can buy a wide variety of teens, tight teens, loose teens, hot teens, gay teens, Japanese import teens, apple teenies and even pre-teens.

"dude i need to go to ciarans teen emporium"
"why?"
"mine has gone saggy like sleeve of wizard's robe"
"what kind ya gunna get?"
"oh i might go for the MC Scat!"
"whats that"
"its a cross breed between a pre-teen and a

Japanese import teen with a touch of the mc gagger"
"wow can i have a go when you get it?"
"well i get 50% of all teens if i buy the MC Scat, so ill get you the tight tiny teen bitch gagathon"
" ahhh thanks man"

by cayon grayoo May 20, 2009

glass emporium

The act of going to a glass retail store and grabbing the biggest light bulb you can find. Then proceeding to the nearest restroom and shoving said glass light bulb fist deep into your scrumptious rectum

-Did you hear about Tyler and Hunter?

- No, what happened?
- They're in the hospital, they tried to perform the "Glass Emporium"
- Damn, I hope they're ok. Those guys are total legends!

by bossrossin February 21, 2017

Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

Ronald McDonald's department store where child molesters get their Smegma to smoke with their Walmart brand Bongs

Shrek opened up a kiosk selling weed at Ronald McDonald House Smegma Emporium

by Shrexyshrek May 30, 2015

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium

Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium is a place of peace, strippers and ANAL. On the inside of this palace of PORN is just a great big wonderful rainbow of bondage, lesbians, etc. So come on down to Uncle Jimmies Porn Emporium, we do not condone eggs

"UNCLE Jimmies PORN EMPORIUM, ThIS is Jimmie SPEAking HOw mAY i HEALp YOU?"

by UNCLESAMFUCKEDMYSISTER January 24, 2018

Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium

In the wide, wide world of drug cartels and art thievery, one purveyor of potent potables and purloined paintings stands above the rest. Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium serves only the finest in reduced-price drawings and low-cost drugs. Juandaro himself is a figure of myth - nay, legend. It is said he drives a chariot of pure awesome and caters personally to even the lowliest of art collectors and cocaine addicts. Although an actual branch of the JDPBE is often difficult to find, if you believe it in your heart, Juandaro and his shady establishment will never be out of your reach.

"Gee, Wilkins, I sure would fancy a new Thomas Kinkade and an ounce."

"I whole-heartedly agree, Johnson. Let us at once to the closest Juandaro's Discount Picasso and Blow Emporium for the satiation of our mutual hunger of art and hard drugs."

"Verily."

by Juandaro's Branch Office May 10, 2007